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Re:Iowa teen grew 7k pounds of veggies, then gave them all away by sonicanatidae on Wednesday November 15, 2023 @05:25PM (#38283481)
With slugs, at least you can stomp a few of them into paste and gain a pyrrhic victory. Birds? You're the old man and his son in that Simpsons episode shaking your fist at the sky, upset because you can't shake harder.

That being said, 1000s of slugs is practically insurmountable unless you plan to salt the Earth (figurately and literally) or kill the entire neighborhood with fire. Both have...consequences beyond the initial issue. ;)

Re:Iowa teen grew 7k pounds of veggies, then gave them all away by 6510 on Wednesday November 15, 2023 @07:32PM (#38284407)
Besides the ones drowned in beer I collected about half a bucket every morning.

The solution would be for everyone in the neighborhood to grow food and get rid of their car so that the hedgehog population can grow to match the food supply.