I made a similar PHP in JS experiment[1], but running on the browser, and with similar warnings. It seems we are rational enough to know these are just jokes WHILE recognizing some might take them seriously:

> Yup, this sucks. Use it just as an example of things that should never happen. If you really, really need to use this, and want more features, feel free to throw me loads of money and I might consider talking you out of it or contacting the relevant health authorities.

[1] https://francisco.io/blog/running-php-in-javascript/