So you're going to find these people anonymously, now? How? You'll have to ask a lot of people before someone agrees to actually set up a fake company for you, you'll also have to find ways to pay them without losing your anonymity, and they will have to explain at some point to the tax authority where this unexpected income came from and what the company they've set up actually does.

If it was that easy to hide your tracks police would never catch criminals, but they do. Every time you increase the complexity of the scheme the chance for mistakes goes up.

> that type of consumer hardware has been consistently riddled with vulnerabilities

USB signing devices aren't really consumer hardware, are they? I don't recall vulns in HSMs being a major source of leaks previously, but I'm sure the game will move there sooner or later.

> Intel essentially gave up on SGX because they couldn't make it work

Intel are selling SGX today, have built new features on top of it, it works fine and all their competitors have been investing heavily into catching up.