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Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by chrisco255 on Saturday October 28, 2023 @09:59PM (#38055249)
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by reactordev on Saturday October 28, 2023 @10:12PM (#38055311)
Wrong, you don’t come back from a Chuck Norris experience.

If death is waiting for us all, Chuck Norris is waiting for death.

Chuck Norris will live forever. When Chuck Norris gets old, he’ll just kick his own ass into shape.

Chuck Norris will have the quickening like the Highlander and pass the torch to another Chuck Norris that looks just like him.

Fun fact, Chuck Norris’ youngest son - Dakota - is a 5th degree black belt and a 5-time UFAF champion. (mind blown)

Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by jimmydddd on Sunday October 29, 2023 @10:01AM (#38058731)
Thanks! This cheered me up. Hadn't seen the Chuck Norris meme in a while. Not sure if it died out or I just don't hang out at the right places on the Web anymore?
Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by throw0101a on Sunday October 29, 2023 @02:04PM (#38061051)
Since this is HN, it is obligatory that this link about Bruce Schneier be posted:

* https://www.schneierfacts.com

Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by fennecfoxy on Monday October 30, 2023 @10:00AM (#38069562)
Chuck Norris is a misogynistic homophobe who seems to think that the bad-ass TV version of him is him irl. https://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news/2011/03/07/chuck-no... etc.
Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by chrisco255 on Monday October 30, 2023 @01:41PM (#38072791)
You must be fun at parties.
Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by chrisco255 on Monday October 30, 2023 @01:45PM (#38072882)
This is 12 year old rage bait from a trash tabloid clickfarm. Why are you even?
Re:Friend's Chandler, Matthew Perry, died at 54 by allarm on Friday November 03, 2023 @04:15AM (#38125856)
Because some people are just full of hate.