I wonder if something for just this scenario exists in the archives of the political comedy Yes [Prime] Minister. It feels like there should be.
Re:I Face Investigation for Terrorism
by marcus_holmes on Wednesday October 25, 2023 @10:24AM
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See also Private Eye. Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's not true.
Probably no-one sat down and designed the system to work like this. But it works well for everyone involved, so...