This just reminds me of my time at Geek Squad, when a gentleman purchased a new eMachines PC, used it a couple of times, and then boxed it up for some reason. Fast forward to 2012 and he's brought it in because the modern internet doesn't work with WINDOWS ME.

The PC was pristine, but the best we could do was install a version of Opera which supported ME and might allow him to access the internet with more modern code.