If crypto crashes when leaders of countries with worthless currency ban it, then maybe crypto isn't really that great at solving any of the problems it purports to solve (independence from central authority etc).

Nothing can win against the motivated enough government.

Except a sufficiently large amount of pissed off civilians.

Did we really land on the moon?!?

I believe there’s something up their sleeve.

worthless paper which happens to be the only thing one can use to pay taxes. Not so useless