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Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by setgree on Monday October 16, 2023 @11:13AM (#37900949)
Good, I hope they dump it suddenly and without warning.

The bitcoin trading market is much thinner than it looks -- wash trading is ubiquitous [0] and BTC's price is systematically propped up by a likely fraudulent stablecoin [1]. High prices benefit the organized crime orgs that transact with it [2], but none of the putatively legitimate web3 projects rely on high valuations to work, in theory. If blockchain solves a real problem, it should do it at BTC = $100 or whatever.

IMO, if the US government floods the market, it could do a lot of damage to organized crime groups, potentially lead to unbacked stablecoin's death spiral (as people attempt to redeem more cash than they actually have on hand), and perhaps lead to a healthier, less mania-prone crypto market.

[0] https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/wash-trading-centralised-cryp...

[1] https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2018/06/13/tether-manipulat...

[2] https://dialogo-americas.com/articles/china-sells-fentanyl-f...

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by wholesomepotato on Monday October 16, 2023 @11:18AM (#37901026)
Your planning to scoop up some on the cheap? Because all it would do is to benefit buyers and price would bounce back very quickly.
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by FirmwareBurner on Monday October 16, 2023 @11:44AM (#37901468)
Bought on the cheap so that it can be dumped again once the patsies buy it and cause the price to surge and leave them holding the bags.
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by setgree on Monday October 16, 2023 @11:46AM (#37901514)
I might get a graphics card if the crypto market collapses, but I wasn't planning to buy any BTC.

Also, I think that if BTC falls below, say, 10K, a lot of loans are going to get called in suddenly, and we're going to see that a lot of people were swimming without trunks [0], i.e. mismanaging customer funds and assuming that the crypto market would go up indefinitely. In other words, I think the story we're learning now about Alameda is going to turn out to be a lot of people's story.

But we shall see!

[0] https://money.com/swimming-naked-when-the-tide-goes-out/

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by X6S1x6Okd1st on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:28PM (#37902236)
Bitcoin isn't typically mined with graphics cards. Ethereum was, but is no more. I don't think the price of graphics cards is high due to cryptocurrency anymore
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by aftbit on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:28PM (#37902252)
GPUs are already cheap again.
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by tossl568 on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:04PM (#37901834)
You think that all the Bitcoin believers who buy relentlessly each week without question will suddenlly stop if they can now get 3x as much BTC for their fiat? Oh my sweet summer child...
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by 1vuio0pswjnm7 on Monday October 16, 2023 @08:06PM (#37908396)
SBF is going to testify. His PR agent was asked "Will SBF testify" and replied "Does a bear shit in the woods". His lawyer is asking the court to allow him to take more Adderall so he will be approriately drugged up in the afternoon.

https://ia801508.us.archive.org/25/items/gov.uscourts.nysd.5...

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by paulpauper on Monday October 16, 2023 @11:19AM (#37901046)
it is already being dumped , gradually daily. hence, why btc is always weak when the stock market is open.
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by tossl568 on Monday October 16, 2023 @11:52AM (#37901623)
>Good, I hope they dump it suddenly and without warning.

Aww do you? :'(

A record amount of BTC not moved on chain for the long term has reached all time highs, "wash trading" or not, that can't be faked, it's being held as it's primary value proposition, a store of value.

I can't believe the Tether FUD is still widespread after all these years, all completely unproven and wrong time and time again.

If the USG stopped to think for just a second maybe they'd ask themselves why they'd sell absolute digital scarcity for something they can just print out of thin air for themselves.

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by setgree on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:24PM (#37902174)
I generally don't reply to comments like this, but

> I can't believe the Tether FUD is still widespread after all these years, all completely unproven and wrong time and time again.

is false.

Tether knowingly falsified documents when applying for bank accounts [0], lied about its backing [1], and is the currency of choice for pig butchering scams [2] and Hamas [3].

Overall, a really bad, obviously criminal org, and someone who responds to that with "FUD!" is generally either on the payroll [4] or soon to be in for a very rude awakening [5].

[0] https://www.wsj.com/articles/crypto-companies-behind-tether-...)

[1] https://www.cftc.gov/PressRoom/PressReleases/8450-21

[2] https://www.trmlabs.com/post/pig-butchering-scams-what-the-d...

[3] https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/militants-behind-israe...

[4] https://protos.com/astroturfing-and-fake-support-for-tether-...

[5] https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/10/31/us-tether-bank-fr...

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by microtherion on Monday October 16, 2023 @06:09PM (#37907360)
Pig butchering scams conducted by trafficked slaves, no less: https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zb5d/pig-butchering-scam-c...
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by spankalee on Monday October 16, 2023 @11:58AM (#37901734)
> it's primary value proposition, a store of value

I thought it was supposed to be a currency?

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by distortedsignal on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:18PM (#37902057)
Currency - money (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money) - usually has three "primary roles":

1. Unit of Account (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_of_account)

2. Store of Value (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Store_of_value)

3. Medium of Exchange (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medium_of_exchange)

So think about a couple examples of these:

Goats would be terrible money. A unit of account that is "goats" would be subject to birth- and death-rates.

Sports game tickets would be terrible money - they're significantly more valuable before the game, and after the game, they're far less valuable.

Mountains would be terrible money. How could you exchange them, unless you were able to keep track of who owned the mountain?

Dollars are actually pretty good at all three. They don't die. They're pretty stable in terms of value. It's pretty easy to give someone Dollars.

Bitcoin are... ok... at some of these. It's pretty good as a unit of account - if you can secure your wallet. It's... ok... at being a store of value - there have been some very high-profile sudden value fluctuations that left people holding a bag. It's pretty easy to give someone Bitcoin, but not trivial. It looks like it costs about $1 to make a bitcoin transaction happen, where I can transfer a few dollars for free.

I'm not a Bitcoin supporter, but I don't think it's fair to malign the tech for things it actually can do.

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by jgilias on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:26PM (#37902210)
Regarding mountains as money. There has actually been a case in history where a group of people used hard to move large stones as money. The bigger the stone, the more value. While these would initially be transported, once on the island where they were used, they wouldn’t get moved around, while ownership would change.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by distortedsignal on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:39PM (#37902456)
1. Great source, great story. You're absolutely correct.

2. Yeah, I was trying to come up with a simple "can't be exchanged easily" things and I (pretty obviously) failed. Got any ideas of "can't be exchanged easily" stuff?

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by jgilias on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:44PM (#37902545)
I think your example is a good one!

The Rai stones are just a curious example of how creative people can get with their ledgers. And by extension - what happens when people who can manufacture your unit of account out of thin air come along.

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by distortedsignal on Monday October 16, 2023 @05:20PM (#37906815)
Thanks for your kind words. I'm kinda going through it today, and it helps to have people to lift you up.

I hope you have a great day.

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by tossl568 on Monday October 16, 2023 @12:01PM (#37901777)
Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by kkielhofner on Monday October 16, 2023 @01:16PM (#37903030)
> A record amount of BTC not moved on chain for the long term has reached all time highs, "wash trading" or not, that can't be faked, it's being held as it's primary value proposition, a store of value.

How much of this is due to people losing access to their wallets and the BTC being lost forever?

The number of BTC lost forever was already pretty high from what I remember. My suspicion is post-FTX there was a surge in self custody and many of these people likely lost access to their wallets from any number of the issues self-custody can bring. Or they just can’t figure out how to get it out.

Self-custody is completely impractical for 99.999% of the people walking around. The UX is horrible and the entire process overall has the most foot guns anyone will ever see.

It’s also worth pointing out that the “primary purpose” as a store of value now claimed today is only a result of bitcoin failing at the other claimed “purposes” over the years.

This one is especially entertaining to hear from crypto/BTC advocates as the title of the BTC paper is “Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System”.

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by southernplaces7 on Tuesday October 17, 2023 @09:40PM (#37923902)
>Self-custody is completely impractical for 99.999% of the people walking around. The UX is horrible and the entire process overall has the most foot guns anyone will ever see.

As usual on this site, the assumption that 99% of people are complete drooling idiots for anything remotely tech-related runs firm. Believe it or not, a surprisingly large percentage of the population can rather quickly learn to manage relatively non-complex things like holding their own crypto and so forth without having to be specialized devops or top-tier tech workers.

Not everyone outside a certain bubble is blindly stupid just because they do other things with their lives.

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by kkielhofner on Wednesday October 18, 2023 @06:14PM (#37935492)
I'm not saying anyone is stupid.

What I am saying is that everyone forgets things and makes mistakes. Have you ever had to do a password reset? I know I have. Have you ever messed up a backup or deleted something accidentally? I know I have. HNers are in many cases lifelong technology professionals and all of this and more still applies to us. Just like how even the best and most brilliant physicians in the world still carry malpractice insurance. People mess things up all of the time. This is basic and fundamental being human stuff.

Extrapolate this to large numbers and the general population with varying levels of technical proficiency. Bank of America has over 60 million customers. How many times a day do you think they click a password reset link? How many times a day do you think someone calls customer service because they can't get in their banking app or account online? How many times do you think someone ends up walking in a branch to get it figured out? How many times a day do you think someone does an "oops" transferring funds, etc?

The answer is almost certainly a staggering number of people, every single day. Even 100k is just 0.16% of those 60 million customers so I would put that on the low side. Banks like Bank of America don't operate call centers, branches, etc because they're running a jobs program and like to waste money on unnecessary payroll. They have these resources because they're necessary. In the real world people forget things, lose stuff, mess things up, and occasionally need help.

The crypto self-custody mantra combined with irreversible transactions essentially depends on never make a mistake, never forget, and never lose anything. Combine that with the poor UI and UX I mentioned and it's a recipe for disaster.

It fundamentally goes against everything we universally know about human beings.

Until crypto FINALLY realizes it needs to bend to the real world and not the other way around it will continue to have some of the poorest adoption numbers of any technology from the past 100 years.

Re:The U.S. Government Has $5B in Bitcoin by setgree on Saturday October 21, 2023 @01:55PM (#37969068)
I think rather than looking to theoretically arguments about this, we can just note how many putatively sophisticated actors have messed this up at some point and how costly it’s been for them. Mark Cuban, Prime Trust (we think) , and a whole lot of BAYC early adopters have all lost real money due to either forgetting, misplacing, or trusting the wrong party with their credentials. Each time, there’s been no recourse. My bank, by contrast, has mechanisms for returning money when things go wrong.