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Re:Don't worry about global population collapse by bbarnett on Sunday October 01, 2023 @08:58AM (#37725519)
Fun fact.. when you have children, some of your soul is sucked out of each of you, and given to the child.

The child's soul, whole, grows... whilst your damaged soul whithers. Evidence of this can be seen by the zombie like appearance new parents have, still coping with this horrible loss.

As time passes, you become more accustomed to this loss, and it becomes like Stockholm syndrome. You eventually like it, embrace it, concoct wild fantasies about how great the experience is. It is your own mind defending you from the horror, and more importantly, you wish this same fate upon others.

Don't believe them. Don't trust them! Keep, cherish, protect your soul.

Re:Don't worry about global population collapse by mensetmanusman on Sunday October 01, 2023 @12:30PM (#37727611)
Fun fact, this is not true for most parents.