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Re:F-35A Has Flown from a Highway for the First Time by gorgoiler on Monday September 25, 2023 @10:56PM (#37653766)
In other news: security researchers have decompiled a popular Chinese social media app to find it has been hijacking the accelerometer and GPS in the smartphones of US citizens.

The payload was being activated whenever the phone was meeting a specific set of conditions: moving above 50mph, in a straight line, and on a road with a smooth surface.

When all three conditions were met a POST was made to an HTTP endpoint somewhere inside China. While the first two conditions are common, the detection of a well maintained highway with a suspicious lack of potholes is rare enough to identify secret military air fields with complete accuracy.

— me, after Doctorow

Re:F-35A Has Flown from a Highway for the First Time by xtqv on Monday September 25, 2023 @11:23PM (#37653930)
Where's the source for this? You've italicized as if this is a quote but neither DDG or Google shows any results for any quoted portion.
Re:F-35A Has Flown from a Highway for the First Time by gorgoiler on Monday September 25, 2023 @11:26PM (#37653942)
I’m so sorry, I feel bad that you searched for it. It’s just something silly about potholes which I wrote in the style of a Cory Doctorow scifi short story.

I’ve added “me” as the attribution.

Re:F-35A Has Flown from a Highway for the First Time by xtqv on Monday September 25, 2023 @11:34PM (#37653994)
Apologies, I feel silly. Completely missed the "me" part. English is not my first language