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Re:Breakfast cereal is in long-term decline by rsynnott on Sunday September 17, 2023 @04:50AM (#37542919)
I think people _may_ have missed the joke here (it was dead) but cornflakes started off as a ‘health food’ marketed to do, well, just that (along with various other unlikely things). Lying about health effects has been an industry mainstay ever since.
Re:Breakfast cereal is in long-term decline by tetrep on Sunday September 17, 2023 @05:24AM (#37543117)
Graham crackers were supposed to do the same! The cultural impact of puritanical thinking in the US is, IMO, really understated. It's amazing how many stupid things are anchored in Christian masochism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_cracker

Re:Breakfast cereal is in long-term decline by suckitsam on Sunday September 17, 2023 @07:44AM (#37543991)
Given this <gestures broadly>, I'm surprised we haven't seen any "performance enhancing"/"Men's Health" cereals.
Re:Breakfast cereal is in long-term decline by bregma on Sunday September 17, 2023 @08:31AM (#37544359)
Wheaties?