I believe Usenet disproved the infinite monkeys theory.
Re:The French cafe is dying
by noonespecial on Monday November 24, 2008 @09:41PM
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No, the study was flawed. It turns out that there were very few actual monkeys on usenet. It was mostly just humans pretending to be monkeys. The delicate monkey sensitivities were too easily offended by all of the asshatery.
(just need to know how long after I arrive I should book my return flight)