Yo, it's Slim Shady, back in the game, ain't no frontin'

Gonna drop some rhymes that'll leave your jaw just a-droppin'

I'm the lyrical assassin, yeah, the rap game's Messiah

Talkin' 'bout some ish that'll set your soul on fire

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I step into the booth, the mic's my weapon, it's loaded

Unload my thoughts like bullets, watch 'em explode, kid

Now let me tell y'all a story, it's kinda grotesque

'Bout some phosphorescent feces, yeah, that mess

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(Chorus)

Phosphorescent feces, it's a crazy kind of sight

Glowing in the dark, illuminating through the night

Slim Shady's here to drop some knowledge, make it known

In this rap game, I reign, I claim the throne

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(Verse 2)

Now picture this scene, it's late in the night

A party's going down, everything's outta sight

People dancin', drinks in hand, feelin' so free

But in the bathroom, there's a mystery they gotta see

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A dude walks in, a little tipsy, but he's fine

Opens up the toilet, takes a look, and then he whines

He sees something glowing, like a UFO from space

Phosphorescent feces staring him in the face

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He calls his friends in, they can't believe their eyes

Gather 'round the bowl, like it's some kind of prize

They snap a pic for the Gram, yeah, it's goin' viral

Phosphorescent feces, man, it's all spiral

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(Chorus)

Phosphorescent feces, it's a crazy kind of sight

Glowing in the dark, illuminating through the night

Slim Shady's here to drop some knowledge, make it known

In this rap game, I reign, I claim the throne

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(Verse 3)

Now, I'm not here to glorify this bizarre event

But life's full of surprises, that's what I represent

In the world of rap, I'm the one who dares to speak

'Bout the weird and wild, the stuff that's unique

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Phosphorescent feces, it's a tale untold

But Slim Shady's here to spin it, make it gold

So remember, life's full of surprises, my friend

Stay true to yourself, and let your story ascend

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(Chorus)

Phosphorescent feces, it's a crazy kind of sight

Glowing in the dark, illuminating through the night

Slim Shady's here to drop some knowledge, make it known

In this rap game, I reign, I claim the throne