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Re:When Tech Says ‘No’
by TheCapeGreek on Tuesday September 05, 2023 @06:40AM
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I had a boss who wanted to learn how to decrypt another apps' data on a phone in order to access sensitive information. I told him it wouldn't work, since that defeats the purpose of encrypting that data if we don't own that app. What did he do?
Installed Android Studio on an i3 laptop and tried to use the emulator with some random tutorial from some MITM app that claimed it could do the job. Then linked me some other tools that explicitly said they couldn't do this outside of device emulation or rooting the device.
My favorite statistics quote by John Tukey seems relevant -
"The combination of some data and an aching desire for an answer does not ensure that a reasonable answer can be extracted from a given body of data."
One guy I worked for had a bad habit of starting unicorn hunts and a lot of "this looks easy from fifty thousand feet" foolishness with the phrase, "I know you're real smart but ..." and whatever followed was more a statement of how convenient it would be if something were true, rather than if it were true, possible, and so on.
Nerd harder, nerds.