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Re:3M is paying $5.5B to resolve 300k lawsuits over defectiv... by nimbius on Monday August 28, 2023 @02:38PM (#37298629)
tv commercial: "if you or a loved one..."

veteran: "what?"

tv commercial: "served in the military between..."

veteran: "served a delicious military bean?"

tv commercial: "you may be entitled to significant compensation..."

veteran: "I knew those dang earplugs wrecked my hearing but i didnt know people were eating them...i guess that explains the significant constipation..."

Re:3M is paying $5.5B to resolve 300k lawsuits over defectiv... by bkartal on Monday August 28, 2023 @06:26PM (#37301159)
redditor: anything more original? common citizen: vow that is a good one!