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Re:An open-source MySQL alternative for running database on ... by dijit on Monday August 28, 2023 @10:19AM (#37294420)
I’m offended that you don’t take even 10 minutes to understand why this will not work.

People say they don't need sysadmins and stuff like this is the result.

Vertical scalability limits are very soon met and can be difficult to fix post-fact.

Re:An open-source MySQL alternative for running database on ... by brianmcc on Monday August 28, 2023 @11:37AM (#37295801)
My scepticism was clearly not well enough signalled, apologies.

To be clear I agree "waste money to avoid applying basic database techniques" is A Bad Thing!

Re:An open-source MySQL alternative for running database on ... by robertlagrant on Monday August 28, 2023 @12:23PM (#37296541)
It's phrased as a joke, no?