the vast majority of computers still aren't superscalar, much less ooo; for every i7 there are 100 cortex-m0+s, which don't even have caches. gpus aren't superscalar or ooo either, just heavily multithreaded, simt, and simd

even if insertion sort reliably beats bubble sort on your ssd ftl chip and your wristwatch, though, it seems like there are cases on modern high-performance hardware where insertion sort is worse than bubble sort (cf. https://blog.reverberate.org/2020/05/29/hoares-rebuttal-bubb...) which is very surprising to me