>Imagine this: It’s payday but before the money reaches your account, someone else has already decided what you’ll spend your money on — one third of your paycheck on housing, one third on food (only plant and insect protein allowed), 10% on transportation (with little allowance for gas), 10% on a mandatory pension plan (mostly allocated to government bonds) and the remaining 14% on clothing, alcohol and pharmaceuticals in state-licensed shops. Spending outside of these allocations comes with huge markups and, as if this isn’t bad enough, saving is impossible as this money comes with an expiration date: after three months, it simply disappears from your account.

Imagine this: a herd of cows falls out of the sky and turns into a bucket of woke paint with muscular arms that backflips in your window, shattering the glass, but before it can splash on your pet velocirator Bill Gates sets your couch on fire and injects you with adrenochrome. Jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews jews. This dystopian world is closer than you think.

>while the recent inflation rates around 10% manage to do so in seven years.

Inflation is 3.2% over the past year. The dollar has never experienced hyperinflation. Bitcoin has repeatedly had inflation of over 100%.