Re:The Truth Behind Poland’s ‘Anti-Vampire’ Graves
by smcl on Thursday August 17, 2023 @09:34AM
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People with little teeth marks who live forever. Elevated levels of spookiness year-round.
Re:The Truth Behind Poland’s ‘Anti-Vampire’ Graves
by TeMPOraL on Thursday August 17, 2023 @09:00AM
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We didn't need to, we had official letters from the Vampire Provisional Government that they're packing up and moving to (what we today call) Romania.
(That's also historically the first recorded incident of organizational rage-quit after losing the game to a cheese strategy.)
Re:The Truth Behind Poland’s ‘Anti-Vampire’ Graves
by FirmwareBurner on Thursday August 17, 2023 @11:40AM
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We already have vampires in Romania, they're call politicians and they have their fangs firmly attached to the public purse and instead of your blood they suck your tax money.
Re:The Truth Behind Poland’s ‘Anti-Vampire’ Graves
by squeaky-clean on Thursday August 17, 2023 @02:21PM
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Classic methods such as blood sucking wounds on victims or witness reports of hearing Toccata and Fugue in D minor playing in the background suddenly.
How would you otherwise recognize a vampire incident it one were to happen?