Also not sure Tesla shareholders are going to want folks putting HP and Tesla in the same sentence.

HP is obviously misfiring so the CFO should be turning over based on historical data so its decidedly not newsworthy.

Tesla on the other hand is supposedly firing on all cylinders, so its abnormal for the CFO to exit just before what's expected to be hockey stick profitability given the heavy stock based compensation.

HP P/E is 12x. Tesla P/E is 70x. Tesla at HP's multiple would be a $40 stock.

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Just thought this was funny, as Tesla's engineering HQ is now located in the Stanford Research Park, 3000 Hanover St, where HP was

Hewlett Packard Enterprise is not HP and does not make printers.

Perhaps nobody cares about HPE either, but at least get your facts right.

It's a joke. Have some fun