Even with Yelp reviews I think my biggest worry is whether or not the reviewer was paid for the review. In this context, it seems reasonable to expect that the anecdotes are at least genuine. Then one is just using their own ability to parse the information in the comments, especially with regard to the specific features that accounts might have and what they’d like to prioritize.

But yeah, a “good enough” bar might be any place that doesn’t have “Wells Fargo” in big red letters on the building (or on their website).