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Re:SEC asked Coinbase to halt trading for everything except ... by pavlov on Monday July 31, 2023 @05:24AM (#36940325)
CEO: "I can't believe they didn't give us a free pass even though we hired all these expensive lawyers and promised the SEC guys that we'd also give them cushy jobs in a few years. Truly the US has become hostile to world-changing innovation such as myself buying a $50 million house. Did I mention I've been selling a lot of my shares lately? I didn't? Good, don't print that."
Re:SEC asked Coinbase to halt trading for everything except ... by wiz21c on Monday July 31, 2023 @07:48AM (#36941241)
rotfl!