Scientists May Have Found Mechanism Behind Cognitive Decline in Aging

Re:Scientists May Have Found Mechanism Behind Cognitive Decl... by DyslexicAtheist on Sunday July 30, 2023 @05:13AM (#36929333)

Scientists may have found mechanism behind cognitive decline in aging, but there shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment that one may confuse with clickbait.

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Re:Scientists May Have Found Mechanism Behind Cognitive Decl... by digitcatphd on Sunday July 30, 2023 @05:32AM (#36929437)

Thanks for the TL;DR

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Re:Scientists May Have Found Mechanism Behind Cognitive Decl... by jdthedisciple on Sunday July 30, 2023 @06:50AM (#36929843)

Literally every science headline these days.

But tbf who said science was easy? You can't force definitive results, shit's just complex.

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Re:Scientists May Have Found Mechanism Behind Cognitive Decl... by Chinjut on Sunday July 30, 2023 @10:09AM (#36931275)

I'm having a very hard time understanding this comment. Perhaps my cognitive decline has begun.

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Re:Scientists May Have Found Mechanism Behind Cognitive Decl... by krn1p4n1c on Sunday July 30, 2023 @10:12AM (#36931305)

At this time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock.

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Re:Scientists May Have Found Mechanism Behind Cognitive Decl... by coldtea on Sunday July 30, 2023 @11:47AM (#36932439)

Alternative medicine salesmen touting BS loosely based on the research: Behold the gourd!

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