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Re:Why Insect Memories May Not Survive Metamorphosis by solardev on Saturday July 29, 2023 @01:07PM (#36922267)
Maybe in the old days. These days you'd just reincarnate as decomposition bacteria and then live out your life in a pool of formaldehyde and human jerky chunks inside a sealed casket.

There are those cool liquefaction burial places though that will dissolve you in a strong acid (or base?). Your family is left with some you juice that they can flush down the toilet (or drink in a cocktail, I suppose).

Maybe the Tibetans and their sky burials with vultures eating your fresh meat is the way to go.

Re:Why Insect Memories May Not Survive Metamorphosis by joker_minmax on Saturday July 29, 2023 @09:55PM (#36926961)
Aquamation. It's basically like when murder victims get dissolved in a bathtub full of lye, except they charge you a ton to do it, and market it as a gentler alternative to cremation, because it uses less heat.