(They can just be awfully hard to count, no matter who counts.)
Glad to hear it! Because I know a large family that doesn't have a computer. I'll send you their address so you can mail them yours!
To keep sanction pigs off, we will connect our accounts and you will first send me $3000 to bureau account details. Let milosh provide for sasha, as they say!
(Checks exchange rate between USD and RUBs)
[Pretense is dropped, chaos of North Koreans screaming at each other on the other end of the line. Then click.]
You think that all government, education, banking, employment, and healthcare web sites work on phones or have apps? That's adorable!
The fact is they have a device that connects to the internet, shifting the goalposts in the argument does not make that less true.