Friends of mine took their baby to a chiropractor when it had a cold. The chiropractor put a sugar cube on the baby's head and the baby got better in a couple of days. It works!

The baby grew up and started suffering from what I presume is an allergy of the airways. They still take this kid to the chiropractor because he's such a nice and understanding man, and they have lots of self-deluding stories about how the kid's condition often improves after visits.

Draw your own conclusions.