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Re:Apple Tests ‘Apple GPT,’ Develops Generative AI Tools to ... by drcongo on Wednesday July 19, 2023 @01:41PM (#36790284)
My worst ever experience with Siri...

Me: Remind me at 8am to put X in the kids' school bags

Siri: I'm sorry, I can't set reminders in the past

Me: 8am tomorrow you fucking idiot

At 8am the next morning I got a reminder on my phone that just said "You fucking idiot".

Re:Apple Tests ‘Apple GPT,’ Develops Generative AI Tools to ... by FredPret on Wednesday July 19, 2023 @01:46PM (#36790345)
Siri might be secretly a super AI that is lowkey trolling you
Re:Apple Tests ‘Apple GPT,’ Develops Generative AI Tools to ... by drcongo on Wednesday July 19, 2023 @02:22PM (#36790921)
That's exactly what I thought when it happened.
Re:Apple Tests ‘Apple GPT,’ Develops Generative AI Tools to ... by GloriousKoji on Wednesday July 19, 2023 @05:05PM (#36793366)
Me: One hundred twenty grams in ounces

Siri: Calling Emergency Services

Me: frantic swiping to cancel

Re:Apple Tests ‘Apple GPT,’ Develops Generative AI Tools to ... by freetinker on Wednesday July 19, 2023 @10:16PM (#36796151)
Surely you mean “ducking”? :)