For most bikes and mopeds two guys and a truck is all you need to steal it. If you can lean it up after laying it out, theres probably a way for someone to leverage it onto a truck bed. Maybe just knocking it over onto a furniture dolly and pushing it up a ramp.
My motorcycle is 500lbs wet. Close to 700 with full cases.
Are you really suggesting it's just as easy stealing a 500-700lb bike as a 20lb bike?