I have a magic rock that protects against Tiger attacks. How do I know it works? Well, in 38 years of carrying it with me at all times, I've never once been attacked by a Tiger! It's pretty amazing... if you want one, email me and I'll see if I can scare one up for ya. They're pretty hard to get so it might cost a little, but it's worth it for the sense of security you'll have, knowing that you never, ever have to sweat a Tiger attack!