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Re:The Free Movie by civilitty on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @09:23PM (#36689372)
> 1. Anytime you give someone freedom to create (anything), you will end up with a penis drawing. Just scrolling through quickly I see that Frame #13122 delivers on this law of the universe. After watching the movie preview, I only watched the first 45-50 seconds and counted about 4-5 drawings of the bodypart and 6-8 additional frames that just contain the word "penis". I wouldn't be surprised if 2-4% of the total frames submitted contain this specific content.

Are there any YC startups specializing in detecting penises? They can probably help.

Re:The Free Movie by excalibur on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @09:27PM (#36689398)
Not sure whether you were specifically referencing it, but this was made for an episode of Silicon Valley, and is also a real, functional app.

On the show, it was originally created for detecting hot dogs, but found a second (and far more lucrative) life as a penis detector.

https://www.engadget.com/2017-05-15-not-hotdog-app-hbo-silic...

More technical discussion here: https://medium.com/@timanglade/how-hbos-silicon-valley-built...

Re:The Free Movie by qingcharles on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @10:05PM (#36689651)
I don't even know if external links to Twitter work any longer, but Elon claims that Twitter has a "dick pic bot": (maybe joking?)

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678143935976464384?s=20

Re:The Free Movie by nickpeterson on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @07:04AM (#36692775)
He would be pretty aware since he’s always engaged in a dick measuring contest.
Re:The Free Movie by chaxor on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @10:31PM (#36689789)
Re:The Free Movie by koolba on Tuesday July 11, 2023 @11:20PM (#36690108)
> Are there any YC startups specializing in detecting penises?

I’m sure Reddit had developed, tested, and perfected this technology.

I mean what the hell else have they been working on for the past 18 years?

Re:The Free Movie by tomrod on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @12:57AM (#36690620)
Ragecomics
Re:The Free Movie by cgriswald on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @02:55AM (#36691231)
Breakthroughs in PR?
Re:The Free Movie by drik on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @04:44AM (#36691925)
Re:The Free Movie by naughtymurica on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @05:10AM (#36692059)
Re:The Free Movie by sambeau on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @06:58AM (#36692742)
When I worked in games in the late 2000s the rumour* about why Minecraft was able to come in and do what everyone knew that Lego should have been doing (a multi-player online block-building game), was that they spent so long trying to create a Lego penis detector that they missed their opportunity.

* - I cannot verify this, so take it with a pinch of small white cubes

Re:The Free Movie by sambeau on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @07:00AM (#36692760)
Turns out a simple Google search would have confirmed it rolleyes

https://mcvuk.com/business-news/publishing/former-lego-dev-p....

> “It was all automated, but the human moderators were, if I remember correctly, the single biggest cost center for Lego Universe’s operational costs,” said Fox.

Re:The Free Movie by dorkwood on Wednesday July 12, 2023 @07:04AM (#36692777)
I know that Discord has a poor implementation of this technology. I once spent 10 minutes trying to upload a photograph before I realized that a pig’s snout was tripping its indecency detector. I had to put a black bar across the offending area to bypass it. It must be a feature channel operators can turn on?