Which is a hilariously awful proposition, especially given how truly security unconscious most wallet applications actually are, along with the... questionable... security policies baked-in to the blockchain.

If you think it's so vulnerable then go hack Ethereum, there's a $225B bounty waiting for you

Nah, I'm not an unethical shyster that aims to steal from others. Couldn't you tell by how I'm not bought into crypto?

oh, like a password manager? or any number of other private key based authentication schemes that aren't attached to a distributed system which spends a lot of time, effort, and complexity, not to mention cost on ensuring double-spends don't appen?