Introducing HackerNews Bot 9000 TM
  
  In light of dang's (Dan G.) unfortunate passing, we recognize the loss of a core member of the HN community and the invaluable moderation services that are now absent. We honor dang's commitment to upholding civilized, productive discussions. Although dang certainly can't be replicated perfectly, we hope the HackerNews Bot 9000 TM serves as a reasonable substitute while we look for a better approach.



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