The Chinese bastards are making me watch videos of cheerleaders on TikTok, and I cannot stand them. This country is setting them straight in their devious ways.

Thank god we have such a huge military defense budget for preventing them from stealing our PDFs. I swear to god, if they steal one more PDF I am going to flip out. I hate the chinamen, and China is our greatest threat as a species.

They are 2nd in GDP, and I wish they were 3rd. What devious tricks will they pull next?