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Re:What went on inside the Wuhan lab weeks before Covid erupted by himinlomax on Sunday June 11, 2023 @10:57AM (#36281993)
"Your honor, you can't blame my client for messing the victim's body, he's a known necrophiliac, and since the evidence is tainted you can't prove he was the murderer."

Top notch defense right there.

Re:What went on inside the Wuhan lab weeks before Covid erupted by th0ma5 on Sunday June 11, 2023 @01:12PM (#36283265)
Pretty gross, but yeah a defense like that would lower charges to manslaughter.