So if I have 1 mimosa at 7a before a flight and otherwise don't drink for the rest of the month, I'm an alcoholic? This logic is wack

I almost never drink, maybe a couple times a year socially. However, I get a drink or two every time I’m flying.

Flying (well, navigating airports) is stressful, and the long gaps between flights are boring. That combination always seems to direct me to the bar.