I had to try to ask it to rewrite this to 15yo text speak, and while I 100% agree with you, it clearly needs some more detail prompting to get a result that doesn't sound like an adult trying and failing to pass for a teenager. Funny, though:

> So like, for real, ChatGPT doesn't spit out stuff that sounds like those super boring academic papers by default, which is like totally no shocker, right? I mean, you could even compare it to us teens textin' and all, and you'd find out that ChatGPT vibes are different, and, honestly, who's surprised by that? Lol.