Satellites reveal widespread decline in global lake water storage

Re:Satellites reveal widespread decline in global lake water... by dghlsakjg on Friday May 19, 2023 @11:32AM (#36003139)

Farm runoff normally has the opposite effect, providing too many nutrients causing things like algal blooms.

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Re:Satellites reveal widespread decline in global lake water... by TeMPOraL on Friday May 19, 2023 @11:41AM (#36003224)

So the brine and the farm runoff will cancel out and the result will be just right for nature. Right? Right?

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Re:Satellites reveal widespread decline in global lake water... by EvanAnderson on Friday May 19, 2023 @12:12PM (#36003615)

Always a good time for[0]:

Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.

Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?

Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!

Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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