The article in question would benefit greatly from a summary that allows the reader to decide if reading the whole thing is worth the effort. In scientific publishing an abstract is part of good form. In journalism the structures are usually less formal, but a good journalist will sell you a lengthly article without requiring you to read the whole thing.
I have been criticized for writing at length and being bad at summarizing myself. I know it is hard. And of course I find it annoying when people point out how bad I am at writing. But you know what: it is extremely constructive criticism.
I figured the title was enough to give away the general gist of the article: it's about a programming language and the problems it had. If that's a subject that interests you, perhaps the article is worth a read. I wrote the article to talk about a subject I know well, for people interested in that subject.
tl;dr: not everything can be dumbed down to TV-style sound bytes.
The article was not meant for people with a casual interest in the subject, but those who wanted to know about the details.
If that's not you, so be it. I would note, however, that at this point you've surely spent more time complaining here than it would have taken you to read the entire article.
Not really. Some stories, such as those involving hundreds of people over the years, many companies, countless person-hours of work, and lots of money, are long and complex with many details and cannot be summed up in one or two paragraphs. I mean, you could say about my article that the key point is "marketing is important", but you'd be missing out on many details.
Lord help us if you're ever confronted with something like...shudder... a book! Some contain thousands upon thousands of twisty paragraphs, not at all alike.
Or, as a mediocre man once said, in the future, "There was a time when reading wasn't just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again! "