"Cats make you crazy by pawing your face all night for attention"

For a while one of our cats was waking me up by climbing to the top of a wardrobe and then launching itself onto my stomach as I slept from this considerable height - which appears to be the cat equivalent of BASE jumping.

The fact that I endured this behaviour a few times with relative good humour probably indicates that I probably have this mind control parasite!

hahaha, word. What makes you crazy is that cat wants attention when you are busy or sleepy and wants you away when you want to pet it, screams and breaks stuff when it's hungry and scratches your furniture.

and this http://www.doggiestylish.com/store/images/wordpress/uploads/...

Cats are awesome!

But you still keep the cat, huh? That must be the parasite at work. Actually, now I have a whole new perspective on cat owners in general, and why they put up with their pets..