Answer from Snapchat My AI: Mix baking soda and water into a paste, then use it to scrub the wax off.

Oh great, now I wonder what the mushrooms would suggest for getting rid of Google

If nothing else it would certainly be a trip.

Only if they were psilocybin mushrooms.

Whatever they suggest, good luck making sense of it the next day

Am I mistaken in thinking that "The last of us" covered this?

As a human, I would like to note that this technique, as much as it will eventually works, is not the most effective.

See the boiling water brother comment.

Personally I'd try Bar Keepers Friend

Always been a bit suspicious of that since it contains oxalic acid, which is toxic. I assume it's water soluble enough to get rid of easily before you use the surfaces for food though.

> oxalic acid

The benefit of using oxalic acid for cleaning, apparently, was discovered as part of the process of cooking rhubarb:

https://barkeepersfriend.com/oxalic-acid-magic-of-bkf/

Definitely rinse thoroughly, with the exception of vinegar there's not a lot of cleaning products you want to be eating

Ironically, here in Australia that brand has really destroyed its image.

They're now stocked in most of the big chain supermarkets, but it's a "reformulated" version of Bar Keepers Friend using Citric acid instead.

It's completely and utterly useless at cleaning the things the old Oxalic acid version worked on. :(

With careful perusal and emailing via Ebay though, the original formula stuff can be found.

This is the seller I get it from: https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/231989692018.

I'm not affiliated with them in any way.

The traditional method of getting wax out of clothes is a hot iron and brown paper. I daresay the same principle - melt the wax and soak it up - could be applied to other surfaces.

Haven't tried this specific instance but kerosene (which is the major component of WD40) is a great solvent for waxes.

> which is the major component of WD40

TIL, thanks!

Fill the pot with water and heat it above the melting pont. Cool it down and the wax will form a skin so you're left with just a ring to scrape off.