The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is launching a $30 beer

Re:The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is laun... by slashdev on Monday April 17, 2023 @07:26PM (#35607986)

I envy you. My new car is only months old and I’m already having to pay to pop out dents and touch up paint. Careless people parking next to me.

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Re:The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is laun... by dingosity on Monday April 17, 2023 @08:28PM (#35608488)

It's the other people. It's always the other people.

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Re:The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is laun... by slashdev on Monday April 17, 2023 @10:48PM (#35609384)

I think you’re being sarcastic. But yes.

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Re:The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is laun... by dingosity on Wednesday April 19, 2023 @10:24AM (#35628565)

I probably should have noted it. It's a safe assumption that any comment I make about Tesla is at least somewhat sarcastic.

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Re:The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is laun... by klyrs on Monday April 17, 2023 @08:51PM (#35608637)

I forgot, truck ownership didn't used to overlap with image-consciousness.

But we all saw the cannonball demo, didn't we? Do you really think the body is going to be invincible?

I, for one, look forward to testing cybertruck body panels when they park too close to me.

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Re:The Cybertruck is years behind schedule, so Tesla is laun... by slashdev on Monday April 17, 2023 @10:47PM (#35609375)

If you don’t at least touch up the paint it rusts. At least where I live.

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