I've taken to calling these things "language golems" because they seem to be able to animate language itself and unlock all these hidden qualities that we seem to know are there, take for granted, and never seemed to ask ourselves how they worked on a fundamental level.

Even if they are "stochastic parrots" that are no more effective at elucidating truth than Ouija boards, they are still better than the autocorrect on my phone right now.