Suggesting an alternative is being pushy? Isn't the point of hacking anything to suggest alternative ways of doing something?

It's the "I've been partying way more than you" part of your title in conjunction with the alternates that makes you come off as pushy or at the very least sanctimonious.

I was trying to reach an audience that cares a lot how much they party... So to the average casual drinker it probably does come across a bit douchey. No judgement intended for anybody who drinks.