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Re:Learn the M programming language, and teach it to others. by bdfh42 on Thursday February 02, 2012 @03:27PM (#3544282)
M(umps) is the most vile blot upon the landscape of development tools.

It rots any brain that comes into contact with it and destroys all ambitions.

A hideous fate awaits any that pass that way.

Beware - run away - run away.

Teaching Mumps to others should probably be prosecuted on a range of charges - certainly to inflict this vile heap of crap on anyone in another nation would be counted a war crime.

Re:Learn the M programming language, and teach it to others. by earl on Thursday February 02, 2012 @06:09PM (#3544966)
I wrote M/mumps/cachescript professionally for 2 years at epic systems. I think most sane people's opinion of M can be summarized as

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!