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Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by Eliezer on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @12:16AM (#354219)
Wait... did the System just... work?

Can it do that?

Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by nostrademons on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @02:05AM (#354310)
It's funny how everyone claims the system works when it elects the candidate they support, and that it's irretrievably broken when it doesn't. ;-)
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by TweedHeads on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @08:02AM (#354463)
They couldn't cover the fact that 80% of the people dislike the Bush Admin so much, and 90% of new voters would go Obama.

No, they couldn't rig it this time instead decided to go 51%-49% to leave with honor...

...and loaded pockets.

Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by SwellJoe on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @01:47AM (#354300)
It just needed a good smack. But, remember, as with computers and women, one smack is maintenance, two is abuse.
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by mstevens on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @06:42AM (#354410)
I think smacking women once is pretty dodgy, let alone twice.
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by yummyfajitas on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @11:38AM (#354646)
The rule is simple: only on the ass and never in anger.
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by mstevens on Thursday November 06, 2008 @05:49AM (#355558)
Well there's an obvious exception for "If they like that sort of thing". But otherwise...
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by SwellJoe on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @03:21PM (#354908)
You should get that looked at. Humor deficiency can be fatal.
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by markessien on Thursday November 06, 2008 @07:12AM (#355596)
Is that the rule of thumb?
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by namnori on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @10:29AM (#354552)
I'll remember that one.
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by izaidi on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @01:37AM (#354291)
Only after it completely fails.
Re:CNN/Fox Projection: Obama wins presidential election. by misuba on Wednesday November 05, 2008 @01:11PM (#354743)
We won't know for two years.