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Re:SQL Fiddle by bwarp on Wednesday February 01, 2012 @04:47PM (#3540151)
Damn (but jolly well done anyway).

MSSQL: The EXECUTE permission was denied on the object 'xp_cmdshell', database 'mssqlsystemresource', schema 'sys'.: exec xp_cmdshell

MySQL: Access denied for user 'user_46783'@'localhost' (using password: YES): load data infile '/etc/passwd' into table leet;

Re:SQL Fiddle by jfeasel on Wednesday February 01, 2012 @04:49PM (#3540160)
LOL yeah, I tried to do some of the more obvious security limitations to prevent just that sort of thing.