the fact that you are posting on HN and able to form complete sentences is a privilege. just this morning i walked past a homeless guy that was clearly out of his mind and on drugs. won't you think of him when you enter your bubble of keyboard-ability?

i demand that you acknowledge his state of precariousness in a sacrificial caveat before you speak one more word of your laptop-able existence.

afterwards i demand you meditate for 5 minutes and say your affirmations of gratitude out loud three times.