I like the idea of a B-Team, but let's take it all the way - open the game with a cinematic of Korg and Miek sitting on the couch, and then some Taika witty dialogue ending in him finding an old cartridge of some sort on the ground, and with a "oh, let's give this a go". We hear a click of the cartridge being seated, and the camera pans in to a TV glowing with the start screen "8-Bit Avenger's: the Game". No need for celebrity voices (beside Taika, he can show up for an afternoon), no need to make sure the actors all the look the same, just a licensed game that doesn't try to suck all the money out of the gamer, like the latest TMNT game.

Or something, anything other than weird waxworks copied of a plot line that tries to take itself seriously.