In Texas we kill wild pigs. Behead wild pigs. Roundhouse kick a wild pig into the concrete. Slam dunk a wild pig baby into the trashcan. Defecate in a wild pigs food. Launch wild pigs into the sun. Stir fry wild pigs in a wok. Toss wild pigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a wild pigs gas tank. Judo throw wild pigs into a wood chipper. Twist wild pigs heads off. Report wild pigs to the IRS. Karate chop wild pigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant wild pigs. Trap wild pigs in quicksand. Crush wild pigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy wild pigs in a vat of acid. Eat wild pigs. Dissect wild pigs. Exterminate wild pigs in the gas chamber. Stomp wild pig skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate wild pigs in the oven. Lobotomize wild pigs. Mandatory abortions for wild pigs. Grind wild pig fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown wild pigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize wild pigs with a ray gun. Kick old wild pigs down the stairs. Feed wild pigs to alligators. Slice wild pigs with a katana.