Sorry, I was trying to be funny with the datacenter, using that word together with cupboard upper shelf and my equipment :)

This may have been funny for people who know me and my 30n years of work with real datacenters.

This is also an example of how badly written words on internet convey emotions (especially humour)

I just dislike purposefully misused technical terms, including in jest, as that's how we've gotten to this point where every second disagreement boils down to people not agreeing to the same definition.